Welcome To Chris P Cock's World home of the strange and wonderful.

Here you will find great jokes, links strange images and much more crap like that so just have a look around and see what crap i have on here for you to look at read or whatever i can't be bothered to write this you will find your way around if not your stupid no offence my people.

Oh yeah by the way someone told me at my place where they make you learn and shit like that, that some guy created his own country or something like that what people could become citizens of so i have decided to do the same. Join my country with no laws and stuff like that blar blar blar. Anyway if you want to join sign the guest book and go to talktalk.forumup.com  for the country announcements and stuff like that. (I know i sounded stoned when i wrote this on here but honestly i am not, you know how it is.)

By the way we hate Chavs, the French and some Americans like George dipshit Bush on this website so if you are any of them be warned! (Americans are ok in small amounts)

Talk to you soon my Homies

Chris P Cock                                                                    

(Also known as Me)